Madame Menopause would like to wish her readers (all three of you...) a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thanks for reading this little blog. Hopefully it's raised a smile, if not been particularly instructive, or some of it has been recognisable to you, and at least you know that you're not the only one on this part of the womanhood [warning: shockingly hackneyed and overused word coming up] journey [urgh, I'm so sorry! Maybe I'll get a new thesaurus for Christmas?].
May 2013 be kind to you. Enjoy Christmas Day and remember, you only have to see most of those people once a year so paste a smile on and suck it up. If I can, so can you!
Remember: Eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow, we diet.
Wear your best festive pants!
Stay safe. Be kind, to yourself and to others. Take care on the roads. Don't throw anything at anybody. Make sure you get a good pash from someone at midnight on New Year's Eve.
And don't take any shit from anybody, okay?
Until 2013, when we meet again, dear readers (all three of you). Cheers!